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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

11 hours ago / 583,835 notes / via jamespottersexslave / Source

jcoleknowsbest:

jewlesthemagnificent:

Okay, this guy is my new favorite person.

SING THEM INTERVALS… Yes… I love this…

11 hours ago / 8,631 notes / via lightspeedsound / Source

see-how-tame-i-can-be:

real fucking talk. women are people all on their own, and they deserve respect because of their own humanity not just because of being someone’s wife or daughter or sister.

11 hours ago / 124,854 notes / via nikitaduncan / Source
11 hours ago / 4,017 notes / via doomslock / Source

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

21 hours ago / 488,943 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source

khaleesim0ther:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

SOMEONE FIND THE GIRL

21 hours ago / 239,178 notes / via prongsvssquid / Source

thefrottagecottage:

aimmyarrowshigh:

actinoutloud:

every once in a while i think about spiderman 3 and get rlly uncomfortable 

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In the theater, for the midnight premiere of this movie, the dance scene started and everything was silent… and then from the back row there was a scandalized scream of horror:

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!

i would like to direct everyone’s attention to that jowl jiggle at the end

21 hours ago / 130,311 notes / via text-p / Source

grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

21 hours ago / 417,864 notes / via text-p / Source

lumos5001:

shitty-post-police:

odair:

imagine a gay character who’s entire story isn’t surrounded by him being gay

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slow clap for JK Rowling

21 hours ago / 121,050 notes / via text-p

lotrlockedwhovian:

lokiwholockfactory:

homestucktrollala:

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

thanks

I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme

This will never not be good

21 hours ago / 334,042 notes / via lotrlockedwhovian / Source
supremacy-of-nature:

Milo got a flower stuck on his nose today

supremacy-of-nature:

Milo got a flower stuck on his nose today

21 hours ago / 39,363 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

21 hours ago / 151,432 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source
sandundsiebdas:

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

sandundsiebdas:

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

21 hours ago / 130,526 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source

theamazingprussia:

the-dread-pirate-xarina:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

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and the awkward stupidity continues

baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library

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bored with airplanes

i want more

I DEMAND THIS BE MADE INTO A SERIES.

21 hours ago / 830,494 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source
offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it
21 hours ago / 168,117 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source