Benedict you little
complete stranger #1 said “your new short hair looks so good! I bet it feels great to have less hair in this humidity, huh?”
complete stranger #2 said “I’m not into short hair girls but I’d fuck you baby”
guess which one is an actual fucking compliment and which one came out of the mouth of a literal pile of horseshit
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
i bet they were russian to get outta there
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Wow nake me think
Can this get 200 Notes? :s
Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius
My whole life has changed.
i keep trying to kiss my cheek in the mirror but my reflection keeps going for the lips… im not ready, okay.. im just not ready for that yet. cheek first. no, not again. there you go to the lips again.
SHE F*CKING GLANCES DOWN!
American History 101
truth. i honestly dont give a rats ass if you unfollow me for this. learn the truth, sometimes the truth hurts.
Reblogging for the gif about shrinking Native American territories. Just look at the huge difference between 1860 and 1870. In just ten years.
This is one of the best posts on Tumblr.
That tip pic doe!