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colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

1 day ago / 115,775 notes / via georgesus / Source
zaneexpression:

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

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zaneexpression:

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

IMPORTANT

1 day ago / 343,832 notes / via georgeofoldvalyria / Source

majesticbuns:

majorsarcasm19:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

#me

You all realize this is us in about 20 years.

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troylerrocksmyworld:

i love that troye’s website is so cool and sophisticated imagelike some nice dramatic photos of him imagesome really great pastel coloursimageand then things like this image

1 day ago / 16,108 notes / via harveyscepter / Source

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

1 day ago / 103,632 notes / via liquidmeth / Source

asammyg:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this video.

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lametropic:

chvnce-tha-rap:

afriet:

John F. Kennedy on civil rights

And you wonder why he was shot

basically,.

1 day ago / 274,660 notes / via shewasdramatic / Source

lilepo:

inksplotched:

 

 

2 days ago / 190,019 notes / via nevilleandhiscardigan / Source

"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." - JK Rowling

2 days ago / 7,251 notes / via believeinprongs / Source

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

2 days ago / 561,706 notes / via wrrench / Source

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

2 days ago / 247,697 notes / via text-p / Source

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

2 days ago / 73,809 notes / via text-p / Source