I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
Okay, this guy is my new favorite person.
SING THEM INTERVALS… Yes… I love this…
real fucking talk. women are people all on their own, and they deserve respect because of their own humanity not just because of being someone’s wife or daughter or sister.
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
SOMEONE FIND THE GIRL
every once in a while i think about spiderman 3 and get rlly uncomfortable
In the theater, for the midnight premiere of this movie, the dance scene started and everything was silent… and then from the back row there was a scandalized scream of horror:
“WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!”
i would like to direct everyone’s attention to that jowl jiggle at the end
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
imagine a gay character who’s entire story isn’t surrounded by him being gay
slow clap for JK Rowling
I am so amused.
oh god, it´s back
I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme
This will never not be good
Milo got a flower stuck on his nose today
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library
bored with airplanes
i want more
I DEMAND THIS BE MADE INTO A SERIES.